hello PAH!
i actually took the effort to wake up at 1031am and go jogging with her.
10 rounds of walk and run. killed me (okay, someone who's a fulltime slacker, wht can you expect?) then i did like 100 step-ups. it was like my mini sunday trng! coach should be proud of meeee (: muahaha.
then we went for bball with a bunch of funny gentlemen along with the 1-3pm Mr.SUN.
IM HOT. damn HOT! zhixin and i applied like two layers of sunblock(apparently her face was rly ghostly) TWICE throughout the match.
the bball match ended cause we all heard a SPLIT sound.
hahahahaaha. one of the guys split his pants while doing a jump throw.
we heard it. zhixin heard it. i heard it. the guys heard it.
we all died of laughters, how to cont' the second half?hahahha
i really feel for him at that moment. -
*cucumbers are nice, they make my day ):
THE STORY OF THE CHICKEN AND THE TURTLE
HAVEN YOU HEARD
ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE LIVED A TURTLE AND A CHICKEN
CHICKEN WAS THE BEST CHICKEN IN TOWN
WHILE TURTLE HAD THE BEST SHELL
CHICKEN HAD SUPER ABILITIES, HE COULD FLY, HE COULD SWIM, HE COULD DIG INTO THE GROUND 1000KM PER SEC
TURTLE COULD RUN, SUPRISINGLY, TURTLE COULD EAT WORMS
AND TURTLE COULD SLEEP ALOT
SO ONE DAY THEY DECIDED TO HAVE A CHALLENGE
TURTLE WAS UNDIGNIFIED BECAUSE SHE FEELS THAT SHE IS ALWAYS A UPPER HAND
SO CHICKEN ACCEPTED THE CHALLENGE
SO THEY CHALLENGED EACH OTHER IN MANY AREAS
THEY SWAM
THEY RAN
THEY FLEW
THEY BLEW
THEY DUG
THEY SANG
THEY DANCED
AND
THEY PLAYED SCISSORS PAPER STONE
BUT ALL CAME TO A DRAW.
SO THE FINAL CHALLENGE WAS UP
TURTLE: WHTEEVVERR! SINCE WE CANT COME TO A CONCLUSION, LETS JUST SPAR IN A FIGHT
CHICKEN: BRING IT ON MAN SHELL STATION
(TURTLE RUNS TOWARDS CHICKEN AND COMES UP WITH THE BEST MOVE: SHELL ATTACK)
CHICKEN DOES NOTHING BUT STAND THERE
CHICKEN, BEING KIND HEARTED AND COMPASSIONATE, THOGUH THAT TURTLE WAS JUST JOKING SO HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING BUT STAND THERE
TO HIS AMAZEMENT, TURTLE CAME IN THE FULLEST FORCE
AND CAUGHT CHICKEN UNEXPECTED,CHICKEN FELL TO THE GROUND
HE FELT HIS WINGS, ITS STILL MOVING
HE FELT HIS HEAD, ITS STILL INTACT
BUT...............................
HE FELT HIS BEAK, AND HE REALISED THAT ONE PART OF TURTLES SHELL HAS CRACKED IT
CHICKEN COULDNT STAND UP
(EMO MUSIC PLAYS)
HE TRIES TO STAND BUT FALLS TO THE GROUND
HE TRIES AGAIN.........
BUT FALLS AGAIN.
HIS BEAK BROKE
HE FELL TO THE GROUND
(MUSIC STILL PLAYING)
A TEAR ROLELD DOWN CHICKENS FACE.
TURTLE THOUGHT CHICKEN WOULD BLOCK
SHE WAS ONLY JOKING BUT WHEN SHE TRIED TO STOP IT WAS TOO LATE
WITHIN MINUTES, TURTLE FOUND OUT WHY CHICKEN DIDNT RETALIATE
CHICKEN CLOSED HIS EYES.
TURTLE SAYS: OK YOU WIN! IM SORRY!
NOTHING HAPPENED
AFTER 7 SECONDS...
CHICKEN SPRANG UP ON HIS FEET
TOOK OUT HIS REAL BEAK
AND SMILED AND WALKED AWAY
HAHAHAHAHAH!
MORAL OF THE STORY, WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, TRY ACTING
IM SORRY TURTLE
YOU GOT FOOLED.
you know,having a convo with a chicken is tiring. RAE ! ARE YOU SUCH HE'S 18??!? holyguanyinma!
on the other hand,
i was teaching my new classmate. how to do the WHATEVER handsign thru illustrations...
uhhh.
